Hello fellow travelers, I'm Johnny Cosmo! A former Space Ranger forced to resign in disgrace despite my innocence, I have been on a quest to salvage my reputation and so I became one of the first time travelers ever back in what is going to be 2210. Thanks to the glitch, I'm now stranded in 2008 doing my best to try and survive and make it back to my present in the future!

Welcome, citizen! I hope your survival package has helped you through these tough times. Unfortunately we were unable to procure any of the ancient monetary pieces to aid you there in the past, but you should be able to find yourself decent employment using your superior future knowledge.